“So do you have a boyfriend? Why not? What is courtship?”..... yes and while being asked these questions I was playing some Wii…or whatever you call those strange driving games you play on the TV…. “How come you can drive a car but are totally bad at this” Yes and I came last, not surprising since I was trying to answer the above questions and “driving” on a mad track at speeds I would never go in real life…. Driving with a stick instead of a wheel and a button as an accelerator…. And there is no brake…. And I died so many times.
I'm afraid I didn't do a very good job of explaining myself....

When a boy I’m looking after takes me to see the horse they have agisted on their property and does not tell me he is actually afraid of horses and they don’t normally go into the paddock…. Oh it was so funny and I was proud that I managed to keep a straight face…. He climbed up a tree to get away from the horse….. and then every time he would get down the horse would come galloping back.

What do I do when I’m minding three kids and one tips another’s body wash and shampoo over the bottom of the shower… and then there is no more of either left…. Other than on the floor. 

When someone just comes right out and tells me I’m short. Ah thanks……

When Alice, Jane and I all say the exact same words at the exact same time… sister moment!