Awkward and Funny
Umm
when you just don’t know what to say.
When
people are praising my photography… What do I say? I generally choose the
silliest thing to say…..
When
the spray can I’m using explodes and paint is spraying out some holes in the
bottom…EVERYWHERE!
When
I write the name of a book on my hand so I won’t forget to get it while we are at
the library and so I can look it up to see where I might find it… But by the
time we get there the pen has all come off my hand… and I can’t remember what
the book was called.
When
I write the time I have to get tea out of the oven on my hand. Later I see
something on my hand and think what? What is that time there for? That is what
time it is now! Then I remember… so it sorta worked.
When
wearing trousers/skirt with a belt and eating a big meal. Then feeling like I
really, really need to loosen the belt.
A
conversation I had with my brother Samuel (5). We were walking in the paddock
and I had been taking lots of photos, then I had sat on a log for a while
before this conversation started.
Samuel:
what is wrong with your camera? Is it broken?
Me:
no
Samuel:
is the battery flat?
Me:
no
Samuel:
what is wrong with it then?
Me:
Nothing (what is wrong with you Samuel)
Samuel:
Then why aren't you taking any photos?
I
laughed
When
painting the eves… and trying not to drip paint on my face… concentrating not
making dips or getting cream paint on the blue… then my brother appears at the
bottom of the ladder and starts talking to me…
When
daddy tells me to stick the things around the bottom of the veranda posts up so
I can paint the wood they sit around…. I took him literally and ‘sticked them
up’
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When
you are racing to get going on time… you all finally get in the car and the
battery is flat…
When
you arrive somewhere far away from civilisation (slight exaggeration) and find
there is not enough petrol in the car to get back.
When Samuel (5) says “Mr Google is daddy’s brain”
(someone else's experience) When intending to fill up their cup with water and instead nearly filling up their bowl of breakfast with water. Then looking around to see if anyone noticed. (which they didn't)
Sky Sickness
Getting the shuttlecock (otherwise known as the 'thing') stuck in the racket (wacky thing) three times in a row!
When Samuel (5) says “Mr Google is daddy’s brain”
(someone else's experience) When intending to fill up their cup with water and instead nearly filling up their bowl of breakfast with water. Then looking around to see if anyone noticed. (which they didn't)
Sky Sickness
Getting the shuttlecock (otherwise known as the 'thing') stuck in the racket (wacky thing) three times in a row!
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